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![Pacific Rim - Official Main Trailer [HD]](http://cdn01.cdn.egotastic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/16/Pacific-Rim-Official-Main-Trailer-HD-100x75.jpg "Pacific Rim - Official Main Trailer [HD]")
Brooklyn Decker Bikini Clad for ‘Battleship’
Given that my film idea for Gnip Gnop has been turned down repeatedly by Hollywood (it's effin' Ping Pong spelled backwards -- there's your movie!) it's no wonder I'm a bit bemused, if not downright outraged at the fact that Battleship: The Movie got greenlit by some executive completely bereft of creative ambitions. Nevertheless, every sell-out cloud has a silver lining, and, in this case, that is the bikini lining courtesy of the uber-tittastic Brooklyn Decker, who from these movie stills appears to be quite capable of commanding many a man's battleship (or, dare I say, sinking their fleet) with epic epic hotness.
G7 bitches. Works every time. Trust.