Given that my film idea for Gnip Gnop has been turned down repeatedly by Hollywood (it’s effin’ Ping Pong spelled backwards — there’s your movie!) it’s no wonder I’m a bit bemused, if not downright outraged at the fact that Battleship: The Movie got greenlit by some executive completely bereft of creative ambitions. Nevertheless, every sell-out cloud has a silver lining, and, in this case, that is the bikini lining courtesy of the uber-tittastic Brooklyn Decker, who from these movie stills appears to be quite capable of commanding many a man’s battleship (or, dare I say, sinking their fleet) with epic epic hotness.
G7 bitches. Works every time. Trust.