Now, here's an introduction I'm quite pleased to make. Zaira Nara, ridiculously sexy Argentinean model and girlfriend of lucky-as-hell Uruguayan footballer, Diego Forlan, looking all kinds of bikini body perfect on vacation in Miami (with said boyfriend, who we of course cut out of these couples pictures, because, if you want to see topless dudes not named Bieber, you're on the wrong site).
In my next life, I've already decided I'm coming back as a big time professional athlete; I was thinking praying mantis or chunk of wood, but I've reconsidered and I want pro athlete. Not the kind of dunderhead who gives Kim Kardashian a $2 million engagement ring; but the kind who gets to bump uglies with the likes of Cheryl Cole or Irina Shayk or Zaira Nara. Enjoy.