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Courtney Stodden Is On The Verge Of A Wardrobe Malfunction – Celebuzz |
 I Never Thought I'd Love Sports Bras This Much – The Chive | |
| Kesha Rolls Out With Her Booty Out – The Superficial | |
| Olivia Munn Sizzles In Esquire – Popoholic | |
| Miley Cyrus and Rihanna Making Out? – TMZ | |
| Angelina Jolie's Nude Photo Auctioned Off – Huffington Post |
Nothing Says, ‘Hello, Tokyo!’ Like a Taylor Momsen Upskirt
Want to know how to be big in Japan? Well, be hot, be tall and lean and lanky and a blonde goth rocker, and be ridiculously precocious, and still weeks away from turning 18. Oh, also, flash your panties and bend over before the cameras in a short dress. It's a solid recipe for being hella popular in most every culture around the world. Not to mention being honored like a goddess at my Momsen stalker shrine in the meditation closet of my humble abode. When Taylor Momsen hit the shores of Japan for some pimped out modeling product showcase, it must've been like how the moon men felt when Neil Armstrong took his first step.
Five weeks left until Barely Legal Momsen (B.L.M.). I'm predicting a heaping spoonful of downright awesome. Enjoy.