It’s one asstastic piece of work. Nicole Scherzinger booty. You don’t just get that spruce caboose by wishing on a star; you need to work that piece of bottom meat into shape through countless hours dancing, painstaking exercise, and solid porn-style bun-squeezings during particularly passionate moments of boot knocking. This is the butt that will occupy the judge’s seat on X-Factor. And, yes, I am already jealous of that chair. Enjoy.