The Duchess to end all Duchesses, the future female royal We (as in, hopefully, me and Kate), took in Wimbledon this week and stole center court by simply being the hottest girl to walk the halls of Buckingham Palace as a resident in many a generation. Kate Middleton is royally hot. Oh, some of you will write in with comments about how she doesn’t stack up to supermodel status, but, she’s not a supermodel. She’s the wife of bald Prince Bill and she’s relatively smoking for all Euro-royalty. A very nice addition to the future gene pool of the House of Windsor. Game. Set. Match. Enjoy.