Sorry, Miami Heat fans, that had to hurt.
Let us turn our gaze toward happier images on the world-famous beaches of Miami -- a pale but sextastic actress Jaime King in a bikini stepping forth from the sandy shores, flashing her tight little body which I first noted pre-Egotastic! in Bulletproof Monk, and never stopped lusting. Summer is officially almost kinda sort of here. The sumer music tours are on, the teen actresses are out of school and ready to do stupid stuff on camera, and the celebrity bikini vacations are just hitting their high season. I love this time of year. Enjoy.