There’s a fierce battle going on in 2011 for hottest (and quickest I suppose) new MILF. A bunch of Egotastic! favorite hotties are vying for this honor, but we’d be remiss if we didn’t highlight the credentials of Victoria’s Secret model Doutzen Kroes, who got knocked up, married a DJ, and had a baby just a few months ago (hey, shit happens) and is already back to work for V.S. in slinky form-fitting dresses looking all kinds of maternally hot. Blue boobtastic. Red hot. Enjoy.