You remember the Glastonbury festival. It's like the British version of Coachella, where everybody drives out to the middle of nowhere to communally bond with a grassy field, hear a weekend of major music artists, and purchase radically overpriced bottled water. You probably also remember Emma Watson almost popping out of her top at last year's festival. Or, you can just appreciate Beyonce this year almost lip slipping out of her bottoms on stage before a rowdy bunch of grass-fueled limeys. I lust Beyonce. You know this. She puts on one hell of a show, her booty is ungodly, and she's got legs like a metal shop vise. She just need to lose the fishnets unnecessarily tying the entire package together. Enjoy.