Ariana Grande Bikini Twitpic Signals A Bright Barely Legal Future

For all you underdog fanboys of Ariana Grande, who think we spend way too much time lusting after Victoria Justice (as if that was possible) and not enough on her Nick cohort. Well, mermaid yourselves on this twitpic sent out by the equally teen, redheaded Grande bit of hotness. That cleavetastic Siren could easily drive men’s ships into their rocky doom.

I could see myself working on the show Victorious. Maybe not as a director or producer, but towel boy or sponge bath guy comes to mind. What? Ariana Grande is only 17? I’ll have to get smaller towels. Enjoy.

(P.S. On June 26, Ariana Grande becomes a woman. Legally I mean, not literally. That is, unless she accepts my invitation for Ramen and spiked YooHoo that evening, in which case both will happen at precisely the same time.)

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