The only good thing to come from the pretention-fest that is sure to be Terrence Malick’s new movie, The Tree of Life, is that it forces Angelina Jolie to leave her other job as the queen bee that constantly craps out Brad Pitt’s larvae. Here she is, escaping the hive for a night and actually trying to look decent. How I’ve missed you, Angie.
Other than Angelina Jolie’s coming out party, there’s really no other reason to be excited for Tree of Life. Word is ginger hottie, Jessica Chastain, doesn’t even get naked. Not even half a nip. Malick’s clearly losing his cinematic touch. Enjoy.