Hot -- Selena Gomez, luscious barely legal Latina hottie pop star in rarely seen bikini pictures making my heart go pitter-patter-thump.
Bittersweet -- Selena Gomez holding hands lovey-dovey with that little Bieber midget who literally killed 75% of the amazing Selena Gomez bikini pictures.
I'll say this for teeny-tiny bubblegummer Justin Bieber, despite the fact that he weighs less than most men's left nut, he's got himself into something quite amazing. And I'll say this for petite sexy diva Selena Gomez -- why???!!!
Here in my Fortress of Fapitude, I sit and weep for the world.