"Oh, Maria, until my eyes shall see your bare bossom once more, I shall relish in thy cleavage like a hungry newborn."
I'm an upfront kind of guy. So let me just come out and say it -- I've fallen in lust pretty hard with Maria Fowler these past few months. Okay, to be completely honest, I'm smitten with the delicious funbag temptations The Only Way is Essex reality hottie displays pretty much each evening. This glamour model turned kind of actress turned definite aficionado of the low cut tops, has bent over and leaned forward her way right into my lower male heart. I doubt I could shake her amazing funbags if I tried (wait, that didn't come out right).
Maria, call me. Enjoy.