I’m not exactly sure who Julianne Hough is, I mean, I know she used to be on the big dancing show, so she’s a dancer, and I’m told she also sings, though I’ve never heard her, she’s also an actress now I guess, though I can’t picture her in anything (though I hear she’s going to be in the craptastic remake of Footloose), and I’m pretty sure she’s still pretending to be the girlfriend of Ryan Seacrest so America’s tween girls won’t be heartbroken — but, really none of this matters. On this Friday afternoon, the end of the work week, the slide into weekend mode moment, all that really matters is that Julianne Hough is hot and sexy with a nice tight dancer body that she was showing off in Miami courtesy of a low cut tank top and shorts on a bike ride, and even one better, a nice skimpy blue bikini for the knockout punch. Yes, this is pure, unadulterated Friday hottie lust and I am soaking it up like a crack whore soaks up… let’s just say I’m soaking it up. And you should too.
From all of your friends at Egotastic! have a great weekend!