It literally stinks that I was not invited once again this year to the FiFi Awards, the veritable Oscars of the fragrance industry, or, as it might be more truthfully called, the Celebrities Pimping Stink Awards. Well, I may not have been able to sample the odoriferous delights of rose petal mixed with the sweat of third world slave labor chem factory, but I was able to catch the visual pleasures from afar of some seriously unstanky Hollywood hotties, two of which that stuck out like girls that make your thumbs sore -- Halle Berry and Padma Lakshmi, the sexy exotic breads elements to what could be an awesome Egotastic! meat fantasy sandwich. Both Halle and Padma looked ridiculously hot last night; if only I could have run my nasal passages up and down their frames for complete sensational sensations. Enjoy.
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|Jennifer Lawrence is still spilling out of this dress – Huffington Post|
|Celeb Nude Scenes You've Never Seen Before – FOX News|
|Angelina Jolie's Nude Photo Auctioned Off – Huffington Post|