Am I really shameless enough to be jealous of an infant child innocently suckling at mama's teat? Oh, hell yeah I am. Especially when that mama is the uber-hottie Miranda Kerr in a silky robe and naughty red heels. Seriously, it was one thing to get knocked up by that thespianic fop, another thing to take six months off from sextastic photoshoots, but, now, to direct her milky bosoms into the mouth of that selfish little baby. It should be me! Enjoy.
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