Katy Cocktease has nice boobs. She only ever shows part of them. We know she loves boobs herself. Heck, she married one. But why won't she ever show them to us in full. Could she be nipple-less? Could her personal spiritual credo possibly allow for her to earn so much fortune and fame off of teasing her lady mounds but forbid a full flash? That seems so odd, and blatantly hypocritical.
Nevertheless, no denying that Katy Cocktease is one fine looking pop diva. And in this first look at the Annie Liebovitz pictorial of Katy for Vanity Fair, she once again shows why she's so popular, and, at the same time, so damn frustrating for men. We've spent a long time at first base. A dreadfully long time. Katy Cocktease, show us your boobs! Enjoy.