I mean, really, is she serious? Eva Longoria is just putting on some display of new divorcee hotness the past couple of months, some type of revenge on her ex by giving a veteran sexy stiffee to the rest of man-kind. Those legs, that asstastic, that whole package of Tejana heat. Wow. She’s not donned a baggy piece of clothing since the Vernal Equinox, and, I for one, and millions others, stand discreetly and applaud. I am very seriously in lust. Enjoy.