Something old, something new, something borrowed, something red.
The X-factor chick judges made a statement in short red dresses at the Fox Upfronts presentation in New York and I believe those statements are:
Cheryl Cole: I'm going to use my young hotness to make you Yanks cover me with many dollar bills.
Paula Abdul: I may be approaching 50, but between working out, silicon work, and just being plain pickled, I'm still the party girl you know you want at 2am.
Give it up for the commercial genius that is Simon Cowell in putting together his lineup for the U.S. debut of his show. He's going to make himself something equivalent to the Gross National Product of a small nation on this puppy. Enjoy.