Always a bridesmaid, never a bride. Such is the woeful tale of my own personal romantic journey. But, Pippa Middleton, you are the true bridesmaid hotness find of recent memory. How long must we wait until you get nekkid on the pages of a magazine as a cry for attention because your sister is to be queen? Oh, Pippa Middleton, you may be the true silver lining to this entire Royal orgy taking place in Jolly Old. Sure, Kate Middleton is hot, for a Windsor, but Pippa Middleton, she may just be stealing the show as giver of bridesmaid fantasies for all us virtual groomsmen today. Enjoy.