All this airline talk today has me recalling my childhood dream to grow up and be a rogue TSA agent, pulling aside the random hotties for a full-body, deep cavity interrogation. Oh, hey, look, here comes gravel-voiced sexy kitten Miley Cyrus in my security lane!
Miley Cyrus took on the animal in stockings haute co-hottie look for her destination unknown trip out of LAX yesterday and looked every bit the barely legal sextastic that her fans and now legalized fappers have come to admire. With the solstice just around the calendar corner, there is much to look forward to in the land of Miley Cyrus and her sure to be over the top sexualized summer tour. Last year's Miley stage show was so indecent, it nearly sacked half the Internet. This year, the gloves will literally be off. All body parts are on the table. So, prepare yourselves, people, for a bumpy, stubbly, shaven, Miley Cyrus wardrobe malfunction summer tour season. Enjoy.