Kids’ Choice Awards Brings Out the Barely Legal Hotties

Okay, let me lay this out there, not all the hotties at the Nickelodeon Kid’s Choice Awards this weekend are quite of age yet, so, let’s say this is a mix of sexy celebrities and cute celebrities to keep an eye on for the future. Let’s be real, sweet looking women don’t hatch from eggs at the age of 18 (although, how awesome would it be to work in that hatchery?) On the other hand, there was some more mature celebs in attendance that seemed rather odd. Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian? The last time we saw them getting slimed they were… well, nevermind. The good news, the future of hotness looks bright in Tinsel Town as the starlet factories keep producing and pimping more junior bits of future awesome to keep the ogle train rolling down its endless track.

The likes of future hotness included the ridiculously barely legal sexy Victoria Justice, Miley Cyrus looking sweet, Selena Gomez sans overblown midget boyfriend, bad girl Taylor Momsen, British pop import Pixie Lott, 13 going on 30 Bella Thorne, and Ariana Grande, who is hot just for getting to see Victoria Justice change wardrobe daily. And, at the adult table, Billionaire Barbie, who fondly recalled her own kid memories of live sex shows and ecstasy, Kim Kardashian, who had to grow up fast on the mean streets of Brentwood, and Heidi Klum, who I will never question the appropriateness of her attendance anywhere at any time because she’s just so hot. Enjoy.

(Updated to add: for those of you asking about the Victoria Justice upskirt moment during the Kids’ Choice Awards — Victoria Justice Upskirt gif —be advised this links to a hosting site with spammy adult advertisements)

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