Jennifer Garner Steals the Show at the Arthur Premiere

I miss Jennifer Garner. I mean, I see her fairly often on here, but it’s not the same. She’s fallen into Mom Jeans land for no apparent or particularly good reason (I mean, other than being a mom) and decided to try and deny her hotness. Maybe it’s to keep the other moms from calling her names behind her back (damn you vile coffee klatchers), or to prevent the out-of-place male employee at the kids gym party center from ceaselessly leering at her as she plays in the ball pit with her kids, or maybe she just wants the world to suffer, but Jennifer Garner was at one time right there among the big named sextastic celebrities on this site and I know she could still be there with just a little change in attitude. Jennifer Garner is clearly the reason (if you must) to see Arthur, a didn’t need to be remake of a reasonably decent film, recast with the  ‘oy, is me zipper down‘ funnyman, Mr. Katy Perry. Jennifer Garner didn’t flash much of anything on the red carpet for the film premiere and she still stole the show, in my humble, Jennifer Garner lusting, opinion. Now that’s real hotness talent. Enjoy.

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