Okay, so she doesn't look so damn glad to meet you. Demi Moore has apparently been hiding from public view and photographers lately, some kind of blemish on her face or mud-pack gone wrong over the weekend or something, but in either case -- thanks to our timely photographic friends at X17online -- I am not looking at her face. Not when her headlights are set to high beam and bearing down on me like a pair of super-powered halogens pole-strapped to an Alaskan crab boat. Demi, we lust you for your veteran MILF status and a hard body that continues well into it's 40's. But, seriously, somebody is going to lose an eye with those nipple pokes. Enjoy.