Miranda Kerr Is Back! And Leading A Convention of Hotties at Victoria’s Secret Party

Bless this glorious day. The queen hath returned.

Miranda Kerr, arguably (by me included) one of the hottest women on the face of this spinning gaseous mass we call home, has returned from her sequester from hottieville by reason of pregnancy by cad. But, today, let bygones be bygones. Too much ogle happiness. Too many dreams left unfulfilled now re-fulfilled with the potential of future awesome from Miranda Kerr, who looked uber-hot in her valiant sextastic return for the Victoria’s Secret swimsuit catalog launch party.

Once my drooleth done stoppeth from staring catatonic at Miranda Kerr, it was hard not to do some further and heavy leering at some of the other sexy celebrities strutting the pink carpet, including Victoria’s Secret angels Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, and Candice Swanepoel, not to mention super hottie models Kate Upton, Joanna Krupa, and Kim Kardashian (c’mon, her androidal body is hot).

A collection of sexy like this only comes around once in a while. Enjoy.

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