The best part about Sucker Punch, really, truly, well, besides the Vanessa Hudgens twatastic scandal, is the emergence of Jamie Chung, super sextastic actress whose future is as bright as she is hot. Seen here pimping the crap out of her movie in London, Jamie Chung reminds me of so many girls in high school who turned me down for the prom; I aimed for the stars, hoping to land somewhere above ground (and, for the record, my date, if you discount the couple or three visible canker sores on her lower hip, quite fetching in blue chiffon). Jamie Chung will be on the ogle radar of every man, boy, and man-boy in this universe by the end of this year; that’s a prediction you can bank on. Enjoy.
Not sold on Jamie Chung yet? Impossible! Still, check out these uncovered outtakes from her Maxim photospread of dos aÃ±os past and see if you’re not falling off the fence on the side of Jamie Chung hotness.