Brooke Burke Will Never Be Not Hot

I have this feeling like you could build a time machine, jet forward a thousand years or so, find Brooke Burke, and she’d still be hot. Check out these Brooke Burke pictures from the Stuart House Benefit over the weekend. She’s clearly drinking from some kind of fountain of hotness because she just seems to get sexier and sexier as she gets older. Personally, I was gorgeous in middle school, and, now I’m down to just super hot. But not Brooke Burke, she’s building in sextastic toward some kind of uber Great-Great-Grandmother-ILF that will cause the universe to implode when one million young men eight decades her junior suddenly begin fapping to thoughts of Brooke Burke. Don’t worry, when that time comes, we’ll be live blogging here on Egotastic! Enjoy.

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