Olivia Wilde Ends Eight Year Marriage; I Wait By the Phone

Well, they had a great run. Eight years is pretty damn good for a just-out-of-high-school-marriage between a rising super hottie celebrity and some Italian noble/O.C. party boy. Seriously, nobody on the school bus thought those kids would make it that long. Olivia Wilde is like a flaming comet at this point; it’d take a very strong man of steel to withstand her personal and professional heat, a man with a titanium heart and a platinum set of cajones, a man who could take out a gang of outlaw bikers with his bare hands, then weep over the budding of a daisy, you know, somebody like… like… call me, Olivia. I’m here for you, darlin’.

Be sure to check out all the Olivia Wilde divorce damage coverage on Celebuzz.

By the by, here’s the just starting out Olivia Wilde hotness train, from a photoshoot just about the time of her nuptials as an eighteen year old girl. Memories, of the way were were, well, the way she was.

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