Oh, it's out there. Or in there. Or, in and out and in and out there. But there is somewhere on some type of media a recording of the young Kendra Wilkinson going down to Sapphic town apparently with one of her high school senior class sweethearts. I wasn't quite sure it existed until, you know, Kendra came out and denied its existence. The last time she denied the existence of a sex tape, man, we got a doozy. Really one of the best celebrity amateur hours in the sack ever.
This one could be even better, with all the fur-biting potential of two angry minks trapped in an instinctive struggle for mating rights. Now, I'm not one to judge lesbionic behavior, but I am one to watch it over and over again without so much as blinking as I nurse slowly from the twin Silver Bullets lining my Brewski party hat.
While you ogle Kendra Wilkinson here, returning to Playboy shape, consider the fact that a scissor kissing spectacular is out there somewhere, just waiting to be enjoyed.
(Read more about this muffin baking contest on The Superficial and stay tuned for updates on your beloved Egotastic! when the legs spread tape finally emerges.)
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Updated to Add: Okay, so also RadarOnline reported the Kendra-on-girl story as well, but I swear I had a hunch first! Check out the RadarOnline story about the upcoming Kendra carpet munching buffet and see pictures of the girl who appears in the sex tape with the former Girls Next Door star.