Damn you, boob tape. Damn you straight to hell. I’m kind of angry at this new boob tape phenomenon, hot female celebrities double-sided taping up their nipples to their dresses, backstop coverage for what might otherwise by great nipple slips, now, lost forever to the horrendous horror of modesty and public decency. Nevertheless, Cheryl Cole did look smoking hot at last night’s Elle Style Awards, even sans nipples as I ogle blindly into her top. I’d like her to judge my X-factor, if you know what I’m saying (and I don’t really know what I’m saying). Along with Cheryl Cole, some outstanding sextastic celebrity mentions are due Blake Lively, my Gossip Girl beauty who looked simply hot, and Emma Watson, having quite a week, looking just about the best she has since she lopped off her beautiful ginger locks. I may know nothing about fashion style (not a ‘may’, I know nothing), but I do know celebrity hotness, and these three stole the show. Enjoy.
Elle Style Awards Give Up An Almost-Nipple Slip from Cheryl Cole, Cleavage from Blake Lively, and Hotness from Emma Watson