Oh, man, how hot is Diora Baird these days? She’s smoking hot. She’s Charlie Sheen porn star money hot. She’s Lindsay Lohan jewelry hot, although that’s a different kind of hot I guess. Diora Baird, one of our truly underrated hotties who I fell in lust with during Wedding Crashers, goes full on sextastic in these sweet gardening pictures from the upcoming edition of Maxim magazine. Now, I’ve never been known as a green thumb, but if Diora Baird were all kinds of nekkid in my backyard, I might actually start paying attention to the dying shrubs I think I’m supposed to be watering every now and then. Enjoy.