Candice Swanepoel Victoria’s Secret Photoshoot Makes Me Sweat

Love me my, Candice Swanepoel. Love me my Victoria’s Secret. Combine the two for yet another bit of sextastic perfection in the form of Candice Swanepoel tiny underthings pictures that flaunt and flash one of the hottest model bodies on the planet and make me want to move to Thailand to become a factory seamstress for V.S. How amazing it would be to work, albeit in 18 hour shifts for pennies, to thread together the wares to be worn by super hot Candice Swanepoel. I’d leave my little mark in her bras and panties (get your mind out of the gutter!) with my signature seams and sewing lines. And leave her a little sweet note, with my drug store cologne scent. Oh, Candice Swanepoel, you’re so hot, you make a man dream of working in a sweatshop. Enjoy.

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