Yep, it’s award season. Prepare yourself for two months straight of Hollywood patting itself on the back with the self-serving smile of a baby that just blissfully emptied its bowels into its diaper. I’d be lying if I didn’t say that me and the guys love to get our party on watching all these red carpet events. Okay, I was just lying. It’s basically me and a tub of Kahlua-dowsed Haagen Daz ice cream and a pair of binoculars checking out potential wardrobe malfunctions. None of those at last night’s People’s Choice Awards, one of those big events I still don’t even quite understand. Nevertheless, it was the first chance to see sexy celebrities putting on their fineries and frocks and twirling for the cameras and showing off the best cleavage they got.
While I never play favorites with hotness, I will say that there were some standouts at last night’s relatively tame event, starting with Taylor Swift, who seems to get her A-game working for these red carpet events, followed by a whole bunch of Kardashian boobage including Kim Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian, and even little half-sister and future Kardashian family career killer Kendall Jenner. Other noteworthy strollers included Malin Akerman, Selena Gomez, Minka Kelly, Aly Michalka, Emma Roberts, AnnaLynne McCord, and Kaley Cuoco. Enjoy.