Rosie Jones and India Reynolds Provide Your Four Basic Food Groups

 

Breakfast is notably the most important meal of the day. I’m starting my daily sustenance with two super fun-bagged British favorites from our friends at Nuts magazineRosie Jones and India Reynolds — acting out a scene from what I like to imagine happens in women’s locker rooms around the world daily, lots of big boobs measuring contests and half-naked girls giggling. While part of my brain tells me that this is mostly just some silly male fantasy, the silly male fantasy portion of my brain is easily the dominant lobe of my entire mind loaf, so resistance to these notions is futile. And as long as I’m going to imagine such wonderments, why not go long with two sexy pinup girls such as Rosie and India. This is a very wholesome breakfast. Enjoy.