I have this recurring nightmare. I finally take the big leap and buy lingerie for my girlfriend for Christmas, place it under the tree in some neat little package, then her parents stop by unexpectedly, as they are oft to do, and her dad steps through the door just as she’s pulling out a pair of crotchless panties from K-Mart (I go big for Xmas). Her dad looks at me, smiles, then kicks me harder than usual in the nutsack. I crumple to the floor clutching my grape seeds like a desperate vintner.
I think I’m uncomfortable with the whole being a guy buying lingerie business. At the same time, I can’t help but want it all. If you’re a fan of the Victoria’s Secret fashion shows like I am, and by that, I mean, endless loop pretty much the last two weeks of each November, then you too may be in full on lust with magazine and runway model Shannan Click, seen here in epic sexiness modeling for La Senza lingerie. It’s really been quite a month for lingerie photo shoots. Enjoy.