Well, the inevitable breakup of the latest celebrity-celebrity marriage just done did happen, with the asundering of the beautiful person power couple of the bodacious and sexy Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds, who Gretchen tells me is the cat’s meow. Those two crazy kids did give it almost two years, so, the old college try was in effect. Something about young, rich, attractive people getting married then ditching each other for six months at a time that doesn’t seem to engender great marital bonds.
You can read all about the Scarlett Johansson divorce on Celebuzz.
With recent news that Vanessa Hudgens just busted up with her beard cover, and Elizabeth Hurley is ditching her latest husband for a cricket player, well, is there any hope for true love? Sadly, I don’t have the time to ponder that eternal query as I must write ten thousand letters of support to the boobtastic Scarlett Johansson in the off-chance she gets kind of loaded on sorrow and single-malt one evening and flips randomly through her fan mail for a revenge bang. It’s not a great plan, but it’s a plan! You go make your own.