While still devastated by the news of the pending Portman puppy, I’m heartened by the fact that not all moms pack the ruinous junk in the trunk; in fact, some just reach even closer to perfection. Case in point, the asstastic fantastic bottomside of uber-MILF Kate Beckinsale. These Kate Beckinsale pictures show the (blessedly) ever-present stretched leggings swathed over the sweet seat of one of the all-time sexiest celebrities. If there were a Pantheon of MILF butts, Kate Beckinsale would be placed front and center (or is that back and bottom?) Thank you, Kate, for providing the promise of hope with your jaw-dropping can. Enjoy.