Mrs. Tinker. She was Johannes Tinker’s mom. Fourth grade. They were from parts abroad, nobody knew precisely where, but she was the world’s hottest mom in the eyes of every little boy in our school. We boys fought over the best spots from which to watch her drop Johannes off in his red pants each morning at school. I’m pretty sure Mrs. Tinker was personally responsible for causing at least half of the young men in school’s balls to descend that year; a real public service for which she’ll never be properly thanked.
I fondly recall Mrs. Tinker as I look at pictures of the consistently MILFtastic Claudia Schiffer and wonder how many boys are suffering whiplash at school when she strolls by each morning and afternoon for dropoff and pickup. Oh, those cold winter mornings when the hot Mrs. Schiffer pokes proudly toward warmer Southern climates. I can only imagine how many schoolboys are going to owe her a debt of silent gratitude someday. Enjoy.
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