Given that our dedicated tech master and notorious lightweight, Phan Pi, dared everybody into a brandied egg nog drinking contest starting at a ridiculous hour this morning, I suspect Christmas Eve is going to be a somewhat abbreviated day here at Egotastic! We’re technically only a shag carpet vomit and mildly damaging electrical fire away from most every Christmas Eve spent at my childhood home.
I figured I’d spend my semi-inebriated lactose spewing day sharing with our faithful readers the contents of my wish list letter to St. Nick this year. This isn’t a top hottie list or even my favorites list, it’s just something I compiled on the back of an overdue power bill as I stood in the never-ending line at K-mart the other night buying my girlfriend something super special for Christmas. It’s probably a few sizes too large, and maybe a bit bright, and perhaps not well crafted, but a bargain is a bargain, and she always tells me it’s the thought that counts.
Oh, but I digress. It’s the nog talking. If you need a break from the drunken mustached uncle who’s been kissing you awkwardly on the lips for far too many holidays, take a look at my wish list and wish me the best on Christmas morning in terms of Santa gift fulfillment quotient. Cause you know what I get, I always share with you. Enjoy.
Merry Christmas from all your friends at Egotastic!