Oh, I don’t know, I’m just in lust with super hottie Ashley Greene and I don’t care if the whole world knows it. I mean, it would help if you didn’t tell my girlfriend, who has thankfully yet to notice the enormous I LUST ASHLEY GREENE tattoo across my thorax, but, most everybody else can know. Joe Jonas, Mr. and Mrs. Greene, the super rich and bratty remaining cast of Twilight, let them all know, that when I see Ashley Green cleavage pictures of any sort, well, a good portion of the rational part of my brain goes completely numb and I imagine Ashley and myself alone in a meadow, making daisy necklaces, sipping on Yoohoo chocolate sodas, and doing things that force even the bunny rabbits to stand on their hind legs and applaud with their paws. It’s that bad.
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