Kristen Stewart Bikini Pictures With Wetness and Cameltoe Are Much More Like It!

 

(Updated 11/15/10) Sorry folks, little miscommunication this morning. Check out the Kristen Stewart archive for a bunch more pictures of the ever-angry, but always hot, Kristen Stewart.

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Now, this is much more like it. As disappointing as Meet the Rileys appears to be vis-à-vis Kristen Stewart nudity, these candids from the set of Twilight Breaking Dawn, a Transylvanian transpose designed to mollycoddle the pubescent dreams of twelve-year old girls (and their Oprahfied mothers), provide rather unexpected Kristen Stewart cameltoe and wet bikini picture awesomeness.

Oh, no, I’m still not seeing this movie, not in a million faux-fellatio-offers-from-the-girlfriend years, but I am applauding director Bill Condon’s ability to get Kristen Stewart so very close to being naked on the set of his movie. Enjoy.

(For the record, Robert Pattinson appeared in these scenes with Kristen Stewart but I snipped him faster than a mohel on a deadline. Not only does RPattz violate our prime directive of ‘No Dudes Allowed’, but, seeing such a perma-sourpuss on the mug of a dude knocking boots with Kristen Stewart twice or thrice each earthly rotation — utter disdain is all I feel for that thankless thespian.)