Kendall Jenner Barely Escapes Being Devoured By Khloe Kardashian at Burlesque Premiere

Decked out in an entirely age-appropriate skin-tight black leather dress, the taller, leaner, future hotter Kardashian little sister, Kendall Jenner, was kept on guard all night at the Burlesque premiere upon being informed that older half-sister Khloe Kardashian intended to consume her in a fit of jealousy before the evening’s end. Various unnamed sources claim to have seen Khloe toting salt and pepper shakers and mumbling like the Looney Tunes Tasmanian Devil as she prepared a pot o’ boil for the dark demise of the little sister who remains on a collision course with the vapid empire of the Kardashian robot sister clan.

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