In our neverending quest to fill this world with big beautiful boobs, in the manner that Noah filled his ark, two by glorious two, Egotastic! is enlisting the support of Frank White Pictures to bring our readers the first and best of the best Page 3 Girls for the most ridiculous pinup funbags Britain has to offer. Am I excited? I’m speechless, as if suckling on an enormous nipple filled with joy.
Say hello to Georgie Darby, Page 3 brunette extraordinaire and the first look at her 2011 topless calender pictures. How is it that Britain rarely sees a day of sunshine but manages to get their big topped beauties all tan and beachy? Some secrets, I don’t want to know. I just wish to ogle that which is inherently boobtastic. Enjoy.