Oh, Diane Lane, how do I lust thee? Diane Lane is a hottie of such epic proportions; boys have been sneaking off into private time thinking of her for more than two decades now. And speaking for my inner child, we could easily march into a third decade of lurid thoughts of this eternally sexy female sensation. Though these Diane Lane pictures are for pimping cosmetic products now to a slightly older audience, she will always be my first real lust-filled crush. (If you’ve never rented Lady Beware from the late 80′s, do so now and clear your calendar.) We’ve missed you, Diane. Pull up a chair and let us ogle you indiscreetly while you tell us how it’s been going. Enjoy.