Perhaps not the time of year to be picking out new swimsuits, I mean, unless you work in this office where swimwear is considered mandatory dress code. But I’ll tell you this, I’ve just maxed out my credit card on Sauvage swimwear thanks to the ridiculously sexy pimping out at the hands and body and boobs of Candice Swanepoel, positively the girl you want modeling your wares if you can get her these days. At some point, the word Swanepoel will just be used interchangeably with the word ‘sexy’ or ‘hot’ and we’ll just be describing other women as various levels of Swanepoel. Sometimes, I imagine what I might say to Candice Swanepoel if I ever got the chance to meet her in person but all I keep picturing is my knees shaking and drool leaking from my mouth as I lamely mouth the word, ‘please’ over and over again. Candice Swanepoel hotness brings Egotastic! to its begging knees. Enjoy.