I wait by my door. Is that a car I hear outside my house? Oh, just the neighbor kid who souped up his Hyundai so it flies 4,000 RPM at 5 mph. When will it get here? I’m going out of my… it’s here! Oh, bless the day. My copy of Hercules magazine has arrived!
I’ve missed Ana Beatriz Barros. I’m so down with A.B.B. I’m down with the entire massive set of super hot Brazilian super models, whether in my Victoria’s Secret catalogs or, as last we saw you, on the amazing Pirelli calendar, with so man of your hottie sister brethren. These Ana Beatriz Barros topless pictures featured in Hercules magazine make me want to fly down to Rio, snap on my thong, and hit the beach. Actually, that desire exists exclusive of these photos, I just want to do that, but, while on the plane, I will be ogling the ridiculously hot boobs of this amazingly hot woman. Enjoy.