Jasmine Waltz, the Woman Who Just Stole David Arquette from Courtney Cox

Is bikini-hot actress/model/waitress Jasmine Waltz enough to thievery David Arquette away from cougar-hottie Courtney Cox and her reported mega-million treasure chest?

In the past year alone, this Voyeur nightclub barmaid and Bad Boys II extra has reportedly knocked boots with Ryan Seacrest, the world’s hardest working closeted-gay midget, swapped bodily fluids with Dynamite magazine throwback cover boy, Jesse McCartney, and had her junk tapped by Doug Reinhardt, some dude who I think is known mostly for being a rich kid who was engaged to Paris Hilton until reading the results of Paris’ premarital blood tests. Oh, yeah, Jasmine Waltz also reportedly punched Lindsay Lohan in the face earlier this year in a dispute over a boy. Or a girl. Or a bar tab. I know it was one of Lindsay’s three primary interests. Jasmine Waltz is one busy girl.

Egotastic! is willing to give Jasmine a ginormous pass in this Arquette case, mostly because she’s pretty damn sexy and bears some resemblance to the uber-hot Megan Fox. Good looking girls generally deserve bigger breaks; it’s all part of the circle of life. Enjoy.

Edited to Add: the paparazzi are now fully on the case!

Ms. Waltz post-workout yesterday afternoon. Being the other woman does require a serious commitment to exercise and fitness.

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