I’d like to make a movie just so I can have a premiere and invite all the hot actresses from my movie to get all decked out and stride down my carpet. Look at this lineup for the premiere of The Town: my boobs and leg goddess, Blake Lively, Jennifer Garner, out of her mom jeans for a night and into a slinky thing to flatter her still amazing body, and, Rebecca Hall, so British, so hot, who I’ve lusted since The Prestige. Would my movie be any good? Well, let me give you a hint, it’s in 3-D and it’s tentatively named, Hot Celebrity Babes With Ridiculous Bodies. Yeah, you’d come see it. Enjoy.
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