Snooki Bare Boob Flash (Viewer Warning)

 

We have no lust for Snooki from Jersey Shore. Zero. Zilch. It’s negative lust. She makes our collective penii shrink up into our thoracic cavities like a survival-minded turtle backing down from a hungry badger. Yet, there’s the Renee factor. Renee is my French Canadian cheese guy. Renee loves Snooki. I love Renee’s cheese. I love it cheap. Therefore, behold, the wardrobe malfunction and the bare boob of this Jersey-transplanted gobbler gnome.

Did I just force you to view Snooki’s titty for a deep discount on a block of Gruyere? I did. I’m so ashamed.