Well, he done did it. That elf dude from Lord of the Rings violated our international treasure, Miranda Kerr, knocking up this hottie di tutti hottie Victoria’s Secret angel and ensuring at least a solid several seasons of no taut tummy, boobs, and asstastic bottomside captured in a skimpy bikini. Things could be worse I suppose. Thought not certain how.
For the time being, enjoy these sexy bomb reminders of our favorite Victoria’s Secret sweetheart in these Miranda Kerr bikini pictures. Then, light a candle and say a prayer for yoga, pilates, and, the Australian work effort. Enjoy.