Ashley Greene Sexy Sweat Comes Courtesy of My Mind Powers

Avish, my telekinesis trainer, has been working with me for seven years to focus the power of my mind to move this friggin’ empty bottle half an inch off the side of my desk. Three hours a week, we sit there with my mental laser trying to make that damn Miller 40-oz teeter. Nothing. Not a thing. I told Avish maybe it’s not my weapon, but my target that’s at fault. Hence, I started focusing on something more attractive, say, super sexy Ashley Greene. I focused long; I focused hard. I won’t reveal the precise body-part target of my telekinetic prowess, but these Ashley Green pictures might give you a hint. Enjoy.

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